on Fox news today there was a thing warning about eating

gary reeder
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Saturday, May 30, 2020, 17:45 (2272 days ago)

cookie dough. They said don't ever do it or you might wake up dead tomorrow. Now I know you guys are safety freaks and when Mom called to you after making a cake and asked you if you wanted to lick the bowl, you jumped right up and said, "hell no Mom, that shit causes hemorrhoids in Australian pygmy rats". Now admit it, you did say that, didn't you?

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To be honest, I didnt say Australian

Amede
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Saturday, May 30, 2020, 17:52 (2272 days ago) @ gary reeder

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Mom

Kelye
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Saturday, May 30, 2020, 17:56 (2272 days ago) @ gary reeder

When my Mom would bake a cake, she'd let me lick the beaters, if I was lucky, she'd turn off the mixer first.

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you mean she is supposed to turn the beaters off first?

gary reeder
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Saturday, May 30, 2020, 18:12 (2272 days ago) @ Kelye

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If I wanted to watch a cake being baked,

Lonnie
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Sunday, May 31, 2020, 06:06 (2271 days ago) @ gary reeder

my mom would have put me in the oven. 15 minutes later she would have stuck me in the ass with a toothpick to see if I was done.

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My mom slapped me for thinking ..

Gus S.
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Saturday, May 30, 2020, 18:28 (2272 days ago) @ gary reeder

..about saying the word "Shit" once. If I told her "No" on anything I'd like get the wire end of the fly swatter. So, if she offered the cookie dough bowl, I'd shut up and get it taken care of.

I love that old gal and I think she raised me right, but she's the second meanest woman on earth.

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