Jim Taylor
Lighter Stuff For Today
Saturday, June 06, 2020, 05:49

Police arrested two kids yesterday ....
one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other off.

Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes.
But they are a solid number two.

I like to tell jokes about vegans every now and then.
But not about tofu.
That’s just tasteless.

I dreamed I saw a color I never saw before.
It was just a pigment of my imagination.

QUESTION: What’s the most sarcastic body of water on earth?
ANSWER: The Crimea River.

My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…
I told him it’s Ctrl-P.
He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.

Today my son asked, “Can you lend me a book mark?”
I immediately burst into tears.
12 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Jeff.