Not a very good idea!

my wife twisted her ankle while we were on vacation at the beach. She could barely walk so I picked her up and carried her off the beach. She fought me on going to the dr but the next day I won her over and we went to urgent care. The doctor says no bones were broken so that is good. She told the doctor I had carried her off the beach and the nurses were all gushing about how romantic it must have been. She said “well he did have to stop once to rest, when we first married he could have carried me all the way back to the condo! He is showing his age!”

I said “yep this is true. I am not the man I once was, but you are twice the woman you once were! On the ride home I decided I should think longer before speaking!