Gary Reeder
for those that buy a lot of guns and normally just
Tuesday, July 07, 2020, 17:17

zip thru the 4473 white form, we have a new one on the way. Some shops back east may already have theirs. New questions to look over before you check NO.
Some of the new questions...
1. Did your parents have any children that lived (tricky one)
2. Did you ever date a fat girl and if so did she have a rug burn on her ass the next day?
3. have you ever participated in a rooster neutering and did you enjoy it? (animal cruelty question)
4. Have you ever participated in a wino flogging? (racist question).
5. while in New Orleans did you ever "rent" a Cajun girl for the evening. (watch this one, if you rented her she was your slave for the evening or by the hour or for some of us, by the minute and you may need to pay reparations)
6. While in New York City in traffic did you ever give the single finger salute to the car in front of you? ( if you did you are OK. If you never did then you are possibly prone to be arrested for lying on a federal form).
7. while in Boston did you ever make fun of their not being able to pronounce the letter R like in car or bar , you know, Ca or Ba? (if so you liable for insulting an inferior race.)
8. While watching Gilligan's Island did you ever watch closely for Mary Anne to bend over and pick up something in those little short cut offs or wait impatiently for Ginger to bend over and pick up something? (this is a tricky one. If you say no they will get you for impersonating a gay man and that is a no no.)
9. if you are from a middle eastern country do you have pictures of your goat in your wallet? (as long as it is a female goat you are OK. If it is a male goat you may be beheaded after you leave the shop).
10. If while driving you noticed a black cat walking across the road, did you purposefully do your best to hit the little black bastard? And if so did you have to drive up onto the little old ladies lawn to try and hit it before it got back inside. (if you mark yes on this one you are OK, if you mark no, then you are lying and you must be a Democrat).

There are a lot of other new questions you need to watch out for, so be careful that you don't end up in Gitmo with a large African American man who will become your husband.