Q. - What’s the best way to avoid touching your face?
A. - A glass of wine in each hand.
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Two grandmothers were bragging about their grandkids. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”
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Day 249 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
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They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied! Everyone else has clothes on!
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Back in the day we used to cough to cover up a fart.
Now with Covid we fart to cover up a cough!
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Covid 19 Stuff
- Jim Taylor, 2020-11-02, 15:18
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Cough
- Rw, 2020-11-02, 18:03
- So true... - GeraldA, 2020-11-02, 19:18
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Cough
- Rw, 2020-11-02, 18:03