Machete Saves The Shopper

Jim Taylor
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Wednesday, December 16, 2020, 16:22 (2069 days ago)

My friend ..call him "Sam" .. night before last couldn't sleep. About 11PM he told his wife he was going to the store and pick up the groceries they needed. So he went shopping, bought what was needed, and was in the parking lot loading his car when he heard a car pull up behind him.

Loud rap music and the car pulling close alerted him so he was facing them before they stopped. Two guys got out and started for him. As they did he pulled out a 20-some inch machete and grinned at them.

They immediately turned around, got back in their car and drove off.

"Sam" is 70 years old .. small in stature .. but hard as nails. A retired cop who spent most of his career in gang work, he ain't nobody to fool with. Those guys made a wise decision.

He said he had his Glock on his hip but the machete was close and has a real visual effect on people.

Oh .. "Sam" teaches blade self defense classes in his spare time.

I love a happy ending!!!

MWC
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Wednesday, December 16, 2020, 17:15 (2069 days ago) @ Jim Taylor

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shame on him. Those gentlemen might have been

Gary Reeder
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Wednesday, December 16, 2020, 17:18 (2069 days ago) @ Jim Taylor

taking donations for the Salvation Army. Then again they might have been a couple of dope smokin', rap lovin' assholes. Take your pick.

I'm pretty sure they were expecting a donation.

Jim Taylor
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Wednesday, December 16, 2020, 18:28 (2068 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

Not sure which army they were with. Doubt it had anything to do with salvation.

I like happy grins, leaves nothing out

Sunny
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Wednesday, December 16, 2020, 17:18 (2069 days ago) @ Jim Taylor

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Not much scarier

Jim Taylor
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Wednesday, December 16, 2020, 18:07 (2068 days ago) @ Sunny

than a small guy with a big knife and a grin.

I suspect I know “Sam”

Jared
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Thursday, December 17, 2020, 06:51 (2068 days ago) @ Jim Taylor

that would have been fun to watch,

You do .........

Jim Taylor
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Thursday, December 17, 2020, 07:21 (2068 days ago) @ Jared

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I love happy endings.

Sid R
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Thursday, December 17, 2020, 08:25 (2068 days ago) @ Jim Taylor

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