Girl Scout Cookies

I was sitting in my living room watching TV and the doorbell rang. The dog started going nuts so I put her in her kennel and answered the door while she was barking her head off. It was a couple of Girl Scouts selling cookies. I told them I would love to buy some and invited them in. I wanted to assure them that the dog wasn’t going to attack them so I told them not to worry, my wiener was excited about them coming in. They dropped the cookies before I could even pay them and ran out of the house screaming. I thought they hated Dachshunds so I went back to the couch and started eating some of the cookies when I heard y’all knocking on the door. Would you officers like a cookie?