- To drink responsibly means DON'T SPILL IT!
- The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
- When I start telling a story that begins "The other day" I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 20 years ago.
- I used to be able to get up or sit down without making strange sounds every time.
- I had my patience tested. I am Negative.
- I discovered reincarnation! When you lose a sock in the dryer it comes back as a Tupperware lid that does not fit any container you own.
- I finally got 8 hours of sleep. It took me 3 days.
- I run like the winded.
- Squatting down, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on a can full of celery?
- If I ask for directions, please do not use words like "east" or "north."
- Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere ... makes your heart race and changes your life forever. The cops!
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- Jim Taylor, 2021-02-10, 10:45
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- Things - Rw, 2021-02-10, 18:18
- Everything on here fits me. (nm) - Lymey, 2021-02-10, 14:26
- Every darn one applies!!! (nm) - Larryh, 2021-02-10, 13:18
- well said (nm) - Joe California, 2021-02-10, 12:25
- Seems our patience is the same type. (nm) - Amede, 2021-02-10, 10:55