For you old guys

Jim Taylor
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Friday, July 16, 2021, 16:52 (1853 days ago)

Two old friends were visiting in the kitchen while their wives visited in the living room. Bob says to Tom, "What have you been up to lately?"
"We went to a wonderful restaurant the other night" Tom replied. "They had the best food, excellent service, and the atmosphere was so friendly!"
"Wow" said Bob. "What was the name of the restaurant? We will want to try it."
Tom looked puzzled for a minute and was silent. Then he said, "Bob. What is the name of that red flower that has so many thorns?"
"Rose" Bob replied.
Tom looked toward the living room and said, "Hey Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?"

old guys

joepjs
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Saturday, July 17, 2021, 10:04 (1852 days ago) @ Jim Taylor

I forgot my wife's name 10 years ago and I have been calling her Zelda ever since and she goes along with it and answers.

an old friend of mine went to his pastor and said his wife was trying to poison him. The pastor said this is serious, let me talk to her. He did and called my friend in. The pastor said he had talked to my friend's wife for three hours. Then he said, take the poison!

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