Happiness is a warm...kitty.
I'm bi-petual as I like both dogs and cats. Heck anything that lets me sneak up on and pet without much biting and clawing, I kind of like. A nice fat lazy lap kitty is kind of nice.
I never had one so resistant to gunfire and in need of a warm humanoid, to rest his tired bones. Hey I'm all in.
*Reputed to be from a short shooting range video in the Ukraine area. I snapped the jpeg from the video, it's not photoshopped. Who really knows?! It's funny.
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