Jim Taylor
A laugh or two
Friday, April 15, 2022, 07:19

I ordered an online course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.
Yesterday, I got the first lesson by email.
It was blank.

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Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You really are the love of my life…
Sir – I’m sorry, this is a brewery!
Oh I know…

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Police officer approaches a woman on the shore, “I’m sorry ma’am, but it’s forbidden to bathe here.”
The woman is surprised, “But why are you telling me now, you’ve just watched me put on my bikini and tanning oil...?
The police officer shrugs, “Well that is not forbidden.”

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I wonder what it was on the Canadian flag that they had to cover it up with a big leaf.

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Hey man, you look like crap!
Yes, I have a cold.
Darn! ... AND you have a cold?!

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What’s the one thing snipers can’t tell their wives?
I missed you this morning.