This makes sense

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?". Without skipping a beat, she said, "It's President's Day!".

She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Biden steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have two more years of Bull Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.