Gary Reeder
As you rush around trying to find more ways to
Monday, July 03, 2023, 13:28

take another day or two off, stop for a minute or two and think about this little message.

And on the 8th day, God created seniors. Most seniors never get enough
exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so
they would have to search for their eyeglasses, keys, and other
things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it
was good.

Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors
lose coordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend,
reach, and stretch more. And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would
have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom,
thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was
good.

So if you find, as you age, you are getting up and down a lot more
times, remember it's God's will. It is all in your best interest even
though you mutter under your breath.

Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older:

#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and sex, and they can't tell them
apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe
they won't bother you for years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a
burning issue tomorrow.

Please share this wisdom with others; I would do it now but I need to
go to the bathroom.
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