It looks like we have a good chance of biting the bullet

over the next few months. At least we can go out in style. Here are my choices....so far.
A volcano, Mt. Spur in Alaska..ready to blow
Another volcano in Washington...Mt. Adams...ditto
Giant snails (10 to 20 lbs) that can slime me to death (some yoyo released them years ago and now they are taking over parts of the U.S. ) nobody heard of escargot?
The Yellowstone volcano....like the volcanos above
3 large rocks in space headed toward earth
A massive storm in California that includes extreme large amounts of rain that will affect northern Arizona too
Large earthquakes, including one in the northwest that has shaken up the whole area 3400 small quakes so far.
The permafrost melting that will open up viruses that have been covered by ice and snow for many thousands of years.
And Maxine Waters is pushing for a civil war.
There you go. Take your pick.

I heard that Maxine Waters had died. They said she looked in the mirror one morning and died of fright.