as this forum is made up of "older" folks, for the most part

Gary Reeder
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Wednesday, May 30, 2018, 11:39 (3023 days ago)

this should fit right in....

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up ...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang.

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

LMAO

Da Duke
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Wednesday, May 30, 2018, 13:02 (3023 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

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I remember my grandfather was in his kid eighties

Darryl T.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2018, 13:06 (3023 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

And he told me "The worst part about getting old is your body being in it's eighties, but your mind being in it's twenties". I knew what he was talking about...

Kind of reminds me about the three

Grover Sr
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Wednesday, May 30, 2018, 18:58 (3023 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

Octagenarion old men who were sitting on a bench talking. First one says "I'd give anything to be able to take a decent piss in the mornings" Second one says "I'd give anything to be able to take a good dump every morning" . Third guy says, "well every morning about 5AM I take a piss that would make a racehorse proud, then about 6AM I take a dump about the size of a cow pattie". Then he started crying. The other two who by this time were most envious asked why in heck he was crying. Through sobs and tears he says, " well, the problem is I don't wake up until 7! "

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