Octagenarion old men who were sitting on a bench talking. First one says "I'd give anything to be able to take a decent piss in the mornings" Second one says "I'd give anything to be able to take a good dump every morning" . Third guy says, "well every morning about 5AM I take a piss that would make a racehorse proud, then about 6AM I take a dump about the size of a cow pattie". Then he started crying. The other two who by this time were most envious asked why in heck he was crying. Through sobs and tears he says, " well, the problem is I don't wake up until 7! "
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as this forum is made up of "older" folks, for the most part
- Gary Reeder, 2018-05-30, 11:39
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- Kind of reminds me about the three - Grover Sr, 2018-05-30, 18:58
- I remember my grandfather was in his kid eighties - Darryl T., 2018-05-30, 13:06
- LMAO (nm) - Da Duke, 2018-05-30, 13:02