should your wife turn up missing.....

Wife Missing?

The first thing a grieving husband should do...CALL THE SHERIFF!!!

Husband..... My wife of 15 years is missing. She went shopping
yesterday and has not come home.
Sheriff......... Height ?
Husband..... I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff......... Weight ?
Husband..... Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff......... Color of eyes?
Husband..... Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff......... Color of hair?
Husband..... Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown
now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff......... What was she wearing ?
Husband..... Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I
don't know exactly.
Sheriff......... What kind of car did she go in?
Husband..... She went in my truck.
Sheriff......... What kind of truck was it ?
Husband..... A 2018 Brilliant Grey Ford F-150 Limited 4X4 with 5.3 V8 engine ordered with the
custom bar and fridge option, led lighting, backup and front camera, Moose hide
leather heated and cooled seats, climate-controlled air conditioning. It has a custom
matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold
hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel
CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels
and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel
well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff:…… “Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck!!!”