it's great to get old.....sometimes

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the group. No one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and Proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur, and investor stands and says, "If the Preacher stays on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!"
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex."
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her, "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, "Screw him!"
Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.