Gathering of politicians near our property!

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

The above quotes are courtesy of Mark Twain.