with our average age on here almost 60, I thought

Gary Reeder
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 10:30 (2702 days ago)

this was appropriate..

This is what all 80+ year olds, and those yet-to-be, have to look forward to!!

This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments, but they all ate at a central cafeteria. One morning one of the residents didn't show up for breakfast so my wife went
upstairs and knocked on his door to see if everything was OK. She could hear him through the door and he said that he was running late and would be down shortly, so she went back to the dining area. An hour later he still hadn't
arrived, so she went back up towards his room but found him on the stairs. He was coming down the stairs but was having a hell of time. He had a death grip on the hand rail and seemed to have trouble getting his legs to work
right. She told him she was going to call an ambulance, but he told her no, he wasn't in any pain and just wanted to have his breakfast. So she helped him the rest of the way down the stairs and he had his breakfast. When he tried
to return to his room he was completely unable to get up even the first stair step so they called an ambulance for him. A couple hours later she called the hospital to see how he was doing. The receptionist there said he was fine,
he just had both of his legs in one side of his boxer shorts. I am sending this to my children so that they don't sell the house before they know all the facts

Completely Understandable. It could happen to anyone.

Jim Taylor
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 10:43 (2702 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

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Shorts are too baggy, happens all the time, but not to me.

Rsim
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 11:49 (2702 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

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like this

Gary Reeder
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 13:30 (2702 days ago) @ Rsim

Oh how I wish I hadn’t clicked on this!

Larryh
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 14:46 (2702 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

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That was a good one, still sick as ever; don't change.

Andy S
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 16:06 (2702 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

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What are boxers?

Sid R
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 11:52 (2702 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

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medium size brown dogs with a sour disposition

Gary Reeder
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 13:26 (2702 days ago) @ Sid R

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LOL

Sid R
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 13:28 (2702 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

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Gary thats two seconds of my life I cant get back.

Sid R
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 13:45 (2702 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

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I was a Case Manager at an Assisted Living

Tim Pence
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Tuesday, April 09, 2019, 16:56 (2702 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

Facility. The things I've seen are scary. Especially thinking most of us will be in the same boat someday.

A tight schedule

Ron Orbeck
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Wednesday, April 10, 2019, 19:08 (2701 days ago) @ Gary Reeder

So much new humor to look forward to but I feel bad for that poor man. First decent laugh I had all day.

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