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I was gonna sell my guns back to the government, but there were two problems:

1. First, I realized that I didn't buy them from the government, so they wouldn't be buying them 'back' from me. That made me suspect they might be attempting to do a straw-man purchase, so I ran a background check and found problem #2 .....

2. The government has a history of violent behavior, and breaking the law, so I don't think it would be legal to sell them any guns!